In which Ron does not get to win the hand of a handsome prince.

Up bright and early (matchsticks at the ready on the eyelids). Ron and Terry went out to explore what early morning Florida looked like. It was very steamy , in particular my glasses instantly fogged up. Quite pleasant though. We walked over to the pool area, noticing a number of frogs, lizards and snails all happy in the moist conditions. After using the loo we settled by the pool for a bit, as you do (see almost any episode of Last of the Summer Wine). One little tiny frog caught our eye (and something else later on), it was crawling up and then along the top of the railings. We went closer to investigate, it was quite a slim little frog, about 2cm long. Ron took an even closer look. He put out his hand to guide the frog even closer, and …….. the frog took a flying leap towards Ron and hit him on the lips. Now we don’t know whether that constitutes a kiss, but Ron certainly reacted smartly, with a bit of a jump around (don’t think it was joy). But the frog by this time had gone, never to be seen again, although there is now a very good looking pool cleaner who turns up early in the morning ………